>> Saturday, April 2, 2011
Today we have a very special guest sharing one of his favorite dishes. It's the Scrappy Scruffy Terrier aka Panchito. Panchito is an expert when it comes to the best ways, or as he says the only way, of eating a hot dog and he asked me if he could make the world a better place by spreading his knowledge. Look at that face how can you say no? (If I said no he and his killer attack squirrel, behind him, would show me the ugly consequences.)
*For best results please imagine or hear the following spoken in a scruffy raspy voice. But no need for a Mexican accent, he is trilingual and has practiced his non-regional diction.*Warning this dog has a potty mouth.*
Hola everybody, today I'm going to school- I mean teach you about the art of hot dog eating. Wait, wait a minute...who the hell was in charge of naming these delicious delicacies hot DOGS?? I mean WTF what were they thinking, these are made specially for dogs and you expect my people to eat something named after them? That's really sick and twisted! It sounds like cannibalism and do I look like a dog version of Hanibal Hector to you? It must have been a cat person who came up with the name! But no worries I'm on top of it, my people (yes I have people - I'm a VIP/VeryImportantPuppie I'll have you know), are now talking to Oxford Dictionaries and Webster Dictionaries to have this mess cleared up. From now on they will simply be known as H.D.s for Hot Damn these are good!
You better start paying attention because I don't like repeating myself! For the most enjoyable H.D. experience you will need the following, one fresh H.D. flavor of your choice. I'm in a chicken kinda mood today and since those people that call themselves my "parents" won't go and buy me a bucket of KFC today I'll satisfy the craving with a chicken H.D.- yeah hardly!
Oh I almost forgot to say, No superior intellect beings, aka Dogs, were harmed in the making of this public service announcement for the betterment of Canis lupus familiaris. Screw that, this one was! I only got 2 H.D.s and that is just abusive!